I found a website that lists (in a most unfortunate typeface) 29 types of humor. I’d say Kate’s writing combines – not always in the same post — wit, irony, understatement, repartee, satire, and that je ne sais quoi that can only be acquired by growing up in the British Isles. The word urbane also comes to mind. At any rate, I find that Kate’s posts brighten my days.
I know you can have Catholic guilt and Jewish guilt but you really don’t need religion to make you feel that whatever goes wrong is somehow your fault.
I feel guilty when I go through customs even though I am scrupulous about not bringing in anything illegal. I feel guilty when I go the dentist in case I haven’t flossed in the approved manner. I feel guilty when I try to defend my decision not to be tested for a disease I haven’t got, or don’t know I’ve got, or might have because at some point I’ll have to die of something – simply because I’d rather not know.
Now The Globe and Mail Life section reveals I could be guilty of hastening my demise by eating fruit. See The New Enemy in today’s paper, which warns that bananas are the arch enemy of the serious dieter and “that the high fructose content makes grapes and cherries as unhealthy as a plate of cookies.” Or not. Depending on which ‘experts’ you believe.
My chances of survival look gloomier by the day. I’m not training for a marathon, or even a half-marathon, my pecs and abs are frankly flabby and the only exercise I get is walking, gardening (on the odd occasion the spring monsoon lets up) and fidgeting. I don’t own a pedometer, or catalogue the kilometres I cover, or even measure my daily consumption of alcohol units.
I am a (non-power) walking time bomb. A poster person for decadent self-neglect. My name is Kate and I eat bananas.
Are we not one world?
Having yet again won the battle with Microsoft Word to retain the spelling I intended, I add this note to Americans: In the UK, Canada, Australia, and many other parts of the English-speaking world, “kilometer” is spelled “kilometre.”
There are two pronunciations: KIL-o-mee-tər and ki-LOM-i-tər. The first pronunciation follows the general rule for pronouncing metric units (CENT-i-mee-tər) and is preferred by the BBC. The second is preferred by scientists, as it follows the stress pattern for the names of measuring instruments (ther-MOM-i-tər).
For an obscure discussion of whether Australian Prime Minister Gough Whitlam objected to the first pronunciation, arguing that “kilo” and “metre” come from the Greek, a language that stresses the antepenultimate syllable, see E-mail Discussions on “Peeves” Topics. Nostalgically, this modest page contains entries dating back to 1998, when the Internet was so much younger than it is now.
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